Hilarious Relationship Blog

The other night, my husband and I were looking at potential apt floor plans.

Him: This one has a secret door!

Me: Oooo, a secret door??

Him: Yeah, so if one of us has an affair, someone can sneak out without the other person knowing!

Me: ...

So romantic, right? It reminds me of all the awesome things said between partners. And this blog by a newlywed documents some hilarious stuff (read from Day 1!) :http://www.1styearofmarriage.com/

Some gems from the blog:

DAY 28

Posted on March 20, 2014

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Him:  “Are you having a medical issue?”

Me:  “I don’t know, why?”

Him:  “Because you’re so dry.  It’s like an old catcher’s mitt down here.”

#foreplay

DAY 159

Posted on March 20, 2014

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Text Convo:

Me:  How was the apartment?

Him:  It smelled like a penis that’s been left out in the sun.

#apartmenthunting