New Year's Resolutions

Hey, everyone! I hope your 2016 has started off well. I haven't put a lot of thought into my resolutions yet, but I can already tell you two eating habits I plan to change.

Goal 1a) Stick to ordering ONE entree. #fbf because that was my past life.

Goal 1b) Don't order food that is bigger than you.

I know. What mind blowing secrets to dieting. 

What are your resolutions?

The Power of Writing Things Down (or how NOT writing things down led me to watching porn)

We TOTALLY underestimate the importance of writing things down.  And it doesn't have to be the "old-timey" method of putting pen to paper.  It can be via typing into your iPad or whatever doohickey you kids use nowadays.

image via nickdelgado.com

The CRUCIAL thing is that you can get to it quickly and you don't lose what you wrote.  Because then what's the point, right?  You just thought of the greatest Twitterism EVER and even got to your McDonald's napkin in time to document it perfectly word for word. And then later that night you realize you chucked that nugget of wisdom/comedy/bitterness-poking-at-some-minority-group into the garbage with your Big Mac crumbs. Yes, you will never get that back. Sad face.