Showing posts with label Blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blog. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Hilarious Relationship Blog



The other night, my husband and I were looking at potential apt floor plans.



Him: This one has a secret door!
Me: Oooo, a secret door??
Him: Yeah, so if one of us has an affair, someone can sneak out without the other person knowing!
Me: ...

So romantic, right? It reminds me of all the awesome things said between partners. And this blog by a newlywed documents some hilarious stuff (read from Day 1!) :http://www.1styearofmarriage.com/

Some gems from the blog:



DAY 28

Him:  “Are you having a medical issue?”
Me:  “I don’t know, why?”
Him:  “Because you’re so dry.  It’s like an old catcher’s mitt down here.”
#foreplay



DAY 159


Text Convo:
Me:  How was the apartment?
Him:  It smelled like a penis that’s been left out in the sun.
#apartmenthunting


Thursday, November 28, 2013

Yay to Thanksgiving!

Good morning! Happy Thanksgivukkah! Thank you so much for joining me on my page + blog. I started writing in my blog 3 years ago. Even when I was contributing articles for a magazine, it was my own blog post that I most looked forward to writing. Life's little joy for me, and you guys make it even more fun! Here's a pic from one of my first posts when I was still new to NYC!