Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Hilarious Relationship Blog

The other night, my husband and I were looking at potential apt floor plans.

Him: This one has a secret door!
Me: Oooo, a secret door??
Him: Yeah, so if one of us has an affair, someone can sneak out without the other person knowing!
Me: ...

So romantic, right? It reminds me of all the awesome things said between partners. And this blog by a newlywed documents some hilarious stuff (read from Day 1!) :http://www.1styearofmarriage.com/

Some gems from the blog:

DAY 28

Him:  “Are you having a medical issue?”
Me:  “I don’t know, why?”
Him:  “Because you’re so dry.  It’s like an old catcher’s mitt down here.”

DAY 159

Text Convo:
Me:  How was the apartment?
Him:  It smelled like a penis that’s been left out in the sun.

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